What Goes Up Can Be Hard to Do

With apologies to Neil Sedaka...

♪♪ Doo-doo-doo down dooby-doo, down, down.
Comma, comma, down dooby-doo, down, down.
Comma, comma, down dooby-doo, down, down.
"What goes up" can be hard to do. ♪♪

♪♪ That purple haze makes it hard to see,
Making combat full of misery.
I wished they'd change the sky to blue,
'Cause "What goes up" can be hard to do. ♪♪

♪♪ Remember when you first ran the quest,
And you cursed that ugly, purple mess?
That dastard end-fight's something we all rue,
For "What goes up" can be hard to do. ♪♪

♪♪ They say that "What goes up" can be hard to do.
Now I know; I know that it's true.
Please Devs, just fix the end;
Instead of being blind I wish that we could see the sky again. ♪♪

♪♪ I beg you Devs, please fix the sky;
Can't you give us a reason why,
To come on back and run this quest anew?
'Cause "What goes up" can be hard to do. ♪♪

♪♪ (They say that "What goes up" can be hard to do)
Now I know; I know that it's true.
(Please Devs, just fix the end;)
Instead of being blind I wish that we could see the sky again. ♪♪

♪♪ I beg you Devs, please fix the sky;
Can't you give us a reason why,
To come on back and run this quest anew?
'Cause "What goes up" can be hard to do. ♪♪

♪♪ Down dooby-doo, down, down.
Comma, comma, down dooby-doo, down, down.
Comma, comma, down dooby-doo, down, down.
Comma, comma, down dooby-doo, down, down... ♪♪