(I Can't Get No) Shards, Seals, or Scrolls

With apologies to The Rolling Stones, I present this filk:

I can’t get no
Shards, seals, or scrolls.
I can’t get no
Shards, seals, or scrolls.
‘Cuz I try,
And I try,
And I try,
And I try.
I can’t get no...
I can’t get no...

When I’m runnin’ an old epic quest,
Looking to upgrade some stuff,
And I’m killing all the mobs I see,
Hoping to get scrolls to drop for me,
For the items that I seek.

I can’t get no...
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
That’s what I say.

I can’t get no,
Shards, seals, or scrolls.
I can’t get no,
Shards, seals, or scrolls.
‘Cuz I try,
And I try,
And I try,
And I try.
I can’t get no...
I can’t get no...

When I open epic chests,
And I hope to see some seals or shards
Waiting for me there within,
But all I ever see is vendor trash
Time and time and time again.

I can’t get no...
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
That’s what I say.

I can’t get no,
Shards, seals, or scrolls.
I can’t get none
Of those I seek.
‘Cuz I try,
And I try,
And I try,
And I try.
I can’t get no...
I can’t get no...

And when I finally do get some,
Whether they're scrolls that drop from killing mobs,
Or seals and shards in epic chests,
It seems they always turn out to be
Ones that are utterly useless to me.

I can’t get no...
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
That’s what I say.

I can’t get no...
I can’t get no...
I can’t get no...
Shards, seals, or scrolls.
No shards, seals, or scrolls.
No shards, seals, or scrolls.
No shards, seals, or scrolls.
I can’t get no…