It seems that Not Gandalf needs help...again. (You know, for someone who's supposed to be this 'all powerful' wizard, he sure needs a lot of help from us.) I'm sure he'll provide plenty of flattering praise and completely undersell just how dangerous his quest(s) is(are). I bet he laughs at all the adventurers who agree to help him, once they're out of earshot. But like a fool, yes, I will help the Not Gandalf. All I can say is that there had better be some darn good loot as a reward.
...or at the very least a kiss from a beautiful damsel.
