MORIA!

With apologies to "Them"*:

The Dwarves say it's their home,
That it's not just a mine,
That's it's full of mithril,
Under the mountain spine.

You know it has some Trolls
And lots of Goblins, too,
Which the Fellowship found out
As they were passing through.

And the place is spelled...M...O...R...I-i-i-i-i,
Spelled M-O-R-I-A. (Mo-o-o-ria!)
Spelled M-O-R-I-A. (Mo-o-o-ria!)
The Dwarves dream one day (Mo-o-o-ria!)
Of living there again. (Mo-o-o-ria!)
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.

(Musical interlude)

You know it has some Trolls
And lots of Goblins, too, yeah;
Which the Fellowship found out
As they were passing through.

And when the Balrog arrived,
It filled the Fellowship with gloom,
But Gandalf faced it down
Letting the rest escape,
Over the The Bridge of Khâzad-dûm,

Spelled M-O-R-I-A. (Mo-o-o-ria!)
Spelled M-O-R-I-A. (Mo-o-o-ria!)
The Dwarves dream one day (Mo-o-o-ria!)
Of living there again. (Mo-o-o-ria!)
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
They escaped (Mo-o-o-ria!), alright,
To Lothlórien. (Mo-o-o-ria!)

(Musical ending)

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* And not even the ubiquitous "them" (this time).